Ouija

by dally eek

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released 20 April 2014

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Track Name: Said Your Family
'You're better off without him,' said your mother

There's a hole in my shoe that I can see through
Through the hole in my shoe I can see you
If the hole gets bigger I won't have a shoe
'Mark our words he'll wear a hole through you,' said your family

'You're better off without him,' said your father

There's a hole in my sock that I can see through
Through the hole in my sock I can see you
If the hole gets bigger I won't have a sock
'He'll probably wear a hole through you by eight o'clock,' said your family

'You're better off without him,' said your brother

There's a hole in the floor that I can see through
Through the hole in the floor I can see you
If the hole gets bigger I won't have a floor
'Is that a hole in you that you're covering for?' said your family

'You're better off without him', said you sister

There's a hole in you that I can see through
Through the hole in you I can see guess who?
And as the hole gets bigger, your family do too
'We told you he was going to wear a hole through you,' said your family

'You should have listened to your family,' said your family
Track Name: I'm Ill For The Last Time
I'm ill for the last time
Doctor, here are your walking papers
No more cough drops or vapors. oh please
I give myself a year or two
Maybe two or three months will do
But I'll pull through
I'm ill for the last time

I've never felt healthier though I know I don't look it
I've never felt healthier waiting to kick the bucket

I'm ill for the last time
Doctor, slow are the fixes and quick the breaks
All bets are better if this bug takes, oh please
I give myself a year or two
Maybe two or three months will do
But I'll pull through
I'm ill for the last time

I've never felt healthier for all the funny wheezes
I've never felt healthier waiting to push up daisies

I'm Ill for the last time
Doctor, give me a drag on your cigarette
I'll live to have the last laugh yet, oh please
I give myself a year or two
Maybe two or three months will do
But I'll pull through
I'm ill for the last time

I've never felt healthier when every inch I worsen
I've never felt healthier waiting to take a burton

I'll write my own obituary
Hands off with your handwriting that no one can read
Goodbye
Track Name: A Pack Of Gum For You
I've got a dollar in my pocket taking up space
And from the look I'm getting on George Washington's face
I guess I should save it, but it's more fun to spend it
I'll buy a pack of gum for you

I really like to see you with a mouthful of gum
It's the only time you shut up calling me a bum
And the bubbles you pop tie me in a love knot
I'll buy a pack of gum for you

At the 7-Eleven they sell Bubblicious
And Bubble Yum and Bazooka, all of them delicious
But Fruit Stripe's the one I choose because those come with tattoos
I'll buy a pack of gum for you

Now I've spent my last dollar, and that makes me poor
The next time I see you, will you let me in the door?
I wish the gum were a tree house, I hate to see you without
I bought a pack of gum for you
Track Name: Love Amputee
He has a playful suggestion, it comes with a smile and a wink
He says, 'What do you think?'
I say that he's made an impression, and pour myself a drink
And then he shows me the skirt that will satisfy his kink

I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now I'm a she
I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now it seems he's got a thing for me dressed up as a librarian
Wants me to behave with him very authoritarian
Treat him with the hands of a strict disciplinarian
In a bobbed hairdo, wearing spectacles too

He wants to call me Clara because he likes the name
He says, 'Be that dame.'
I say I'll be happy to be her
And then I catch on flame over the slingbacks that he wants me to wear in his game

I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now I'm a she
I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now it t turns out that a book he borrowed really went and blew his mind
He kept it when he shouldn't have, and now he's ready to be fined
The punishment should fit the crime if only I would be so kind
He is overdue, what's a librarian to do?

He says he will treat me nicely, if I treat him bad
He says I'll be glad
I ask what he means precisely
Then he shows me his notepad, and as I read he tells me it will be the best I've had

I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now I'm a she
I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now my days and nights are written for me in a risque A through z
Cause he can't turn off all the thoughts that turn him on inside his head
It's time to put the theory into practice now that he's so well read
He wants to undo every last taboo

I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now I'm a she
I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now I'm a she

There's a rip in my stockings baby
There's a rip in my stockings baby
There's a rip in my stockings baby
There's a rip in my stockings baby
Track Name: Here Come The Ants
Here come the ants, here come the ants

Here come the ants, here come the ants
That box of Nerds was our favorite
They can't have got to us out of the thin air
We'll look, and look, move the bed and the chair

Here come the ants, here come the ants

Here come the ants, here come the ants
Winifred was your favorite
Not for a minute can we leave stuff alone
We'll look, and look, for each stitch you had sewn

Here come the ants, here come the ants

Here come the ants, here come the ants
Pesticides are their favorite
I see them meeting about you and me
We'll look, and look, for a new place to be

Here come the ants, here come the ants

Here come the ants, here come the ants
You were always a favorite
The other day what was it that you said?
They'll look, and look, we might as well be dead

Here come the ants, here come the ants
Track Name: With A Miserable Life
I don't know what's come over me
I'm usually the first to see it's a wonderful life
Suddenly I ain't free wheeling
I'm peddling hilly feelings it's a miserable life

It's a miserable life
How did I fall out with a wonderful life?
It's a miserable life
How did I end up with a miserable life?

I wrote a letter yesterday
I wrote a friend in a bad way, 'It's a wonderful life!'
Different as chalk and cheese
I wrote back with new ABC's , 'It's a miserable life!'

It's a miserable life
How did I fall out with a wonderful life?
It's a miserable life
How did I end up with a miserable life?

I've looked around both high and low
I've found there is nothing to show it's a wonderful life
I think I'll get back into bed
For now at least it's better said it's a miserable life

It's a miserable life
How did I fall out with a wonderful life?
It's a miserable life
How did I end up with a miserable life?

I've had a cupful of a miserable life
I've had plateful of a miserable life
I've had a bellyful of a miserable life
It ain't so wonderful with a miserable life
Track Name: At The Hard Luck Bookstore
Free books for all at The Hard Luck Bookstore
Give a little love to an author that was done for
Found abandoned, picked out the trash
A J.K. Rowling rescued from the ash
At The Hard Luck Bookstore
On the shelf is a Shirley Jackson
She's just looking for some satisfaction
At The Hard Luck Bookstore

Free books for all at The Hard Luck Bookstore
You ain't so perfect, so get off your high horse
Broken spines, and dog-eared pages
Faded lines, and unread in ages
At The Hard Luck Bookstore
Clumsy hands dropped her in the bath
You'll never find a cleaner Miss Sylvia Plath
At The Hard Luck Bookstore

Free books for all at The Hard Luck Bookstore
Hear a bell ring-a-ding when people walk through the door
A boy in pajamas took an Alfred Hitchcock
Page eight stained with Dandelion and Burdock
At The Hard Luck Bookstore
Open weekends if they're not closed
I found Ray Bradbury almost decomposed
At The Hard Luck Bookstore
Track Name: Without It
Be my It, I said to It
I suited It, so It agreed to it
Then I woke today, a gloomy Sunday, without It
This sure feels like it

I played with It, laughed with It
To look at It, you wouldn’t think it
But come to think of it, only I saw It
Without It, this sure feels like it

Where is It? No, that’s not It
For a moment it looked just like It
To hell with it, every bit of it
When I’m without It, this sure feels like it

If you do see It, you are it
It’ll be It, that’s the fun of It
Why am I the one who has to be the one to live without it?
This sure feels like it
Track Name: Anyone Else But Me
The inappropriate things I say
The stones and pounds that I weigh
It makes me, me
I wouldn't want to be anyone else but me

I got spat on walking along
I was seen as everything wrong
It makes me, me
I wouldn't want to be anyone else but me

Anyone else but me is your cup of tea
It makes me sad
Still I'm rather glad, I'm no one else but me
Anyone else but me, you've got eyes to see
It makes me mad
Still it ain't half bad being someone like me

The line I draw that ends up a blob
The grime that keeps me bit of a slob
It makes me, me
I wouldn't want to be anyone else but me

I've reached the very end of my rope
I'm swinging back and forth without hope
It makes me, me
I wouldn't want to be anyone else but me

Anyone else but me is your cup of tea
It makes me sad
Still I'm rather glad, I'm no one else but me
Anyone else but me, you've got eyes to see
It makes me mad
Still it ain't half bad being someone like me

I've a set a place beside for me you
I'd like to talk to anyone else but me
Track Name: We'll Make It Up As We Go Along
I don't know what tomorrow will bring
But the songbirds will probably sing
And if that's good enough for you, it's good enough for me too
As for everything else, we'll make it up as we go along

Shama lama ding dong
Shama lama ding dong

I don't know why you love me so much
But I've fallen in love with you dutch
And if that's good enough for you, it's good enough for me too
As for everything else, we'll make it up as we go along

Shama lama ding dong
Shama lama ding dong

I don't know when my ship will come in
But I hear the crew is drunk on gin
And if that's good enough for you, it's good enough for me too
As for everything else, we'll make it up as we go along

Shama lama ding dong
Shama lama ding dong

I don't know if I'm crazy or not
But there's sugar in my pepper pot
And if that's good enough for you, it's good enough for me too
As for everything else, we'll make it up as we go along

Shama lama ding dong
Shama lama ding dong
Track Name: Color Me In
Two is blue, a pretty shade, I think
I'm pleased I met you, I'm tickled pink
I like the way that you color me in
Color me in

Seven is as orange as a daybreak
I fall asleep at night wide awake
I like the way that you color me in
Color me in

A little bit of what you fancy goes a long way with me
A bit of color here, a bit of color there, color me a little bit you know where
If you dare

One hundred is a yellow that's best
My days were numbered, five would attest
I like the way that you color me in
Color me in

A little bit of what you fancy goes a long way with me
A bit of color here, a bit of color there, color me a little bit you know where
If you dare

Twenty-three and green have jumped into bed
What's say you & I paint the town red?
I like the way that you color me in
Color me in

I said I like the way that you color, color, color
Color Me In
Track Name: Or Is It Just Me?
Or is it just me?
Perhaps it is
I know what I'll do
I'll take a quiz
Do you hold me the way I hold you?
The answer's no
Or kiss me the way I kiss you?
The answer's no
Do you love me the way I love you?
The answer is no
It goes to show
Or is it just me?

Or is it just me?
Maybe it is
I know what I'll do
I'll take a quiz
Do you hold me the way I hold you?
The answer's yes
Or kiss me the way I kiss you?
The answer's yes
Do you love me the way I love you?
The answer is yes
With this p.s.
Or is it just me?

Love me, love me not, love me, love me not, love me, love me knot, love me, love me not
Track Name: I Won't Fall In Line To Fall In Love With You
I don't like many people, but oh I do like you
Come find me maddening
I'll steal your knickers too

I won't fall in line to fall in love with you
I won't fall in line to fall in love with you
Odds are that you don't like me, but if you do
I won't fall in line to fall in love with you

I don't like many people, but oh I do like you
Come find me troublesome
I'll eat your cookies too

I won't fall in line to fall in love with you
I won't fall in line to fall in love with you
Odds are that you don't like me, but if you do
I won't fall in line to fall in love with you

I don't like many people, but oh I do like you
Come find me round the back
Inclined, I'm loose as that

I won't fall in line to fall in love with you
I won't fall in line to fall in love with you
Odds are that you don't like me, but if you do
I won't fall in line to fall in love with you

I don't like many people, but oh I do like you