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Love Amputee

from The Aqua Tape Recordings by dally eek

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lyrics

He has a playful suggestion that comes with a smile and a wink
He says, 'Whadya think?'
I say that he's made an impression and knock back a stiff drink
And then he shows me the skirt that will satisfy his kink

I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now I'm a she
I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now it seems he's got a thing for me dressed up as a librarian
Wants me to behave with him very authoritarian
Treat him with the hands of a strict disciplinarian
In a bobbed hairdo, wearing horn rims too

He wants to call me Clara because an old actress had the name
He says, 'Be that dame'
I say I'll be happy to be her without an ounce of shame
And then I put on stilettos and I'm not the same

I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now I'm a she
I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now it t turns out that a book he borrowed really went and blew his mind
He kept it when he shouldn't have, and now he's ready to be fined
The punishment should fit the crime if only I would be so kind
He is overdue, what's a librarian to do?

He says he will treat me nicely, if I treat him thoroughly bad
He says I'll be glad
I ask what he means precisely and he shows his notepad
And then I see the diagrams to turn a sane mind mad

I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now I'm a she
I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now my days and nights are written for me in a risque A through z
Cause he can't turn off all the thoughts that turn him on inside his head
It's time to put the theory into practice now that he's so well read
He wants to undo every taboo

I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now I'm a she
I'm a love amputee, you won't see
I was a he, and now I'm a she

There's a rip in my stockings baby
There's a rip in my stockings baby
There's a rip in my stockings baby
There's a rip in my stockings baby

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from The Aqua Tape Recordings, released June 27, 2015

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dally eek San Leandro, California

My songs are are lo-fi, home recordings jam-packed with good stuff for your aunt nells and your lallie tappers.

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